THE WANKERS

UPCOMING WANKS!

9/18 - EVIL GENIUS BREWERY - PHILA, PA

9/19 - SCRANTON RAIL RIDERS - SCRANTON, PA

9/25 REESE’S - WARMINSTER, PA

10/2 - WOODBURY BREW CO. - WOODBURY, CT

10/10 - THE RECHER -TOWSON, MD

10/16 - DEBONAIR MUSIC HALL - TEANECK, NJ

11/14 - GIN MILL - NORTHAMPTON, PA

11/21 - MIDDLE EAST - BOSTON, MA

11/22 - THE MET - PROVIDENCE, RI

12/26 - TALLY HO THEATER - LEESBURG, VA

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ABOUT THE WANKERS

“They dress like Austin Powers and rock like the brothers Gallagher” - NME

“We’re bigger than the Beatles tribute” - Damon

“They’re bloody awesome” - Damon’s mum

Straight from Manchester (by way of NJ), The Wankers are taking America by storm!

With their posh threads, cheeky wit, and top notch talent, The Wankers are the most fun you can have with your knickers on! Performing classic after classic from Brit icons such as Oasis, Coldplay, Blur, Radiohead, The Smiths, The Cure, Echo and The Bunnymen, The Clash, Sex Pistols, and lots bloody more, The Wankers are the Ultimate Britpop/New Wave Experience!

Yeah, baby, yeah!

PLAY ME,YA TOSSER!

“Ya bloody wanka!”

VIDDIES

Let’s have a jam, yeah?

MUSIKFEST 2025!

LIVE @ THE LIVING ROOM

LIVE! In PHILLY!

LIVE IN BOSTON!

“WANKERS!!”

CUTTING CREW - “DIED IN YOUR ARMS”

FAN OF THE WEEK

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Three people wearing masks and costumes, pointing at the camera at night, with a crowd in the background.

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The Wankers - Group of six people dressed in vintage or retro clothing, wearing sunglasses, standing in front of bookshelves in a library or bookstore, holding books and a guitar.

The Wankers - Group of six people dressed in vintage or retro clothing, wearing sunglasses, standing in front of bookshelves in a library or bookstore, holding books and a guitar.

The Wankers - A group of seven people standing on a black circular balcony with round cutouts, in front of a weathered wall with peeling paint, all wearing dark sunglasses and fashionable clothing, posing confidently.

The Wankers - A group of seven people standing on a black circular balcony with round cutouts, in front of a weathered wall with peeling paint, all wearing dark sunglasses and fashionable clothing, posing confidently.

The Wankers - Group of five people dressed in black and white, posing together with a white background and some writing visible behind them. The text 'the wankers' and '@thewankersnj' appears in yellow at the bottom right corner.

The Wankers - Group of five people dressed in black and white, posing together with a white background and some writing visible behind them. The text 'the wankers' and '@thewankersnj' appears in yellow at the bottom right corner.

Poster with British-themed symbols, including a British flag, a red telephone booth, and Big Ben clock tower, against a background resembling the Union Jack, with a red wooden floor at the bottom.

Poster with British-themed symbols, including a British flag, a red telephone booth, and Big Ben clock tower, against a background resembling the Union Jack, with a red wooden floor at the bottom.

Logo for The Wankers, a band featuring a guitar with a Union Jack design. The background includes a large distressed Union Jack flag, with the band's name above and their slogan 'The Best of Britpop and Beyond' below. The website and social media han

Logo for The Wankers, a band featuring a guitar with a Union Jack design. The background includes a large distressed Union Jack flag, with the band's name above and their slogan 'The Best of Britpop and Beyond' below. The website and social media handle are at the bottom.

Digital sign with red background and black text reading "LET'S WANK!" and a white hand icon.

Digital sign with red background and black text reading "LET'S WANK!" and a white hand icon.

Neon sign advertising cocktails with the word 'Specials' in green, featuring a 'Bripp Blitz' cocktail for $8 made with gin, elderflower liqueur, soda water, and lemon juice. The sign also lists other drinks such as 'Guneka' for $7, with additional in

Neon sign advertising cocktails with the word 'Specials' in green, featuring a 'Bripp Blitz' cocktail for $8 made with gin, elderflower liqueur, soda water, and lemon juice. The sign also lists other drinks such as 'Guneka' for $7, with additional ingredients and descriptions that are partially visible.

The image shows an empty theater or auditorium with rows of black chairs and multiple round tables. In the foreground, there is a black microphone stand with a microphone attached, wrapped with a white and red cloth or flag that drapes down. The back

The image shows an empty theater or auditorium with rows of black chairs and multiple round tables. In the foreground, there is a black microphone stand with a microphone attached, wrapped with a white and red cloth or flag that drapes down. The background features a stage area with stairs leading up, stage lighting, and a dark backdrop.

A musician dressed in a black suit with ruffled white shirt playing an electric guitar on stage with blue lighting, wearing sunglasses and singing into a microphone.

A musician dressed in a black suit with ruffled white shirt playing an electric guitar on stage with blue lighting, wearing sunglasses and singing into a microphone.

A group of people and a cardboard cutout of an elderly man with white hair, dressed in a kilt, posing together outdoors. They are pointing forward and smiling, wearing casual and sunglasses, with a black background behind them.

A group of people and a cardboard cutout of an elderly man with white hair, dressed in a kilt, posing together outdoors. They are pointing forward and smiling, wearing casual and sunglasses, with a black background behind them.

Group of people on stage, some holding a sign that reads "WE MISS YOU ALEX," smiling and posing after a performance.

Group of people on stage, some holding a sign that reads "WE MISS YOU ALEX," smiling and posing after a performance.

Group of people celebrating and posing together, some making fists or pointing, in an indoor setting with a dark background and some stage lighting.

Group of people celebrating and posing together, some making fists or pointing, in an indoor setting with a dark background and some stage lighting.

A man dressed as Willy Wonka, wearing a purple jacket with pink piping, glasses, a red top hat, and a bow tie with the Union Jack design. There is a purple background with graphic elements including a logo with a guitar and the text 'The Wankers: The

A man dressed as Willy Wonka, wearing a purple jacket with pink piping, glasses, a red top hat, and a bow tie with the Union Jack design. There is a purple background with graphic elements including a logo with a guitar and the text 'The Wankers: The Best of Brumop and Beyond'.

A promotional poster for the Wankers event with collage-style design. It includes torn paper textures, silhouettes of seated people reading, and a background featuring parts of a drum set and Union Jack flags. The event is scheduled for July 25th, 20

A promotional poster for the Wankers event with collage-style design. It includes torn paper textures, silhouettes of seated people reading, and a background featuring parts of a drum set and Union Jack flags. The event is scheduled for July 25th, 2024, at 6:30 PM, with a ticket discount offer for showing tickets at the pub.

Screenshot of a word game on a mobile device showing a game in progress with words like "WANKERS" and various tiles, scores, and player icons.

Screenshot of a word game on a mobile device showing a game in progress with words like "WANKERS" and various tiles, scores, and player icons.

Colorful chalkboard sign with the words "Welcome," a British flag background, a blue guitar, a bottle of Fever Tree tonic water, and a glass with a gin drink garnished with an orange slice and a cherry.

Colorful chalkboard sign with the words "Welcome," a British flag background, a blue guitar, a bottle of Fever Tree tonic water, and a glass with a gin drink garnished with an orange slice and a cherry.